Major Drool, the larger than life villain from the Kids from Planet Earth web series, has produced his own music video, BUY STUFF & DROOL.

In his three minutes of fame, Drool offers the world “the solution to every problem … BUY STUFF” For example, if you’re tired of washing dishes, Drool says, “Why wash ‘em, when you can toss ‘em, and shop for more—it’s awesome … BUY STUFF.”

A must-see for all Major Drool fans, if any, and for people who wonder what the planet would look like if we listened to Major Drool.